All the real ones know you gotta eat life’s ass. Doesn’t matter if you’re looking to be an accountant or you’re DJing at burning man. Just tell me if you eat the booty like groceries and I know everything I need to know about you. Don’t need the resume don’t need a cover letter. All I’m saying is instead of asking people how many ping pong balls fill a 747, or why are manhole covers round, this single question is all you need. Although if they pass this test they are the true go-getters of society. Honestly I know you can’t get away with this but if you’re interviewing a new candidate for a job, the first and maybe only question you should ask is “do you even eat ass?” Might be just a teensy bit of an HR problem. Flume Eating Ass Onstage At Burning Man >Heres Footage Of Flume Eating Ass already hot summers day, Flume brought the heat on Tuesday night at Red Rocks. And you’re certainly not generous enough to establish firm relationships.

You’re not adventurous or imaginative enough to shoot for the stars. You’re probably too timid to ever take charge. You’re probably too afraid to take any risks. Internet: FLUME EATS ASS AT BURNINGMAN Me: /AOzcTsEPaq (GhoztKat) SeptemFlume's publicist waking up this morning. But for my generation? Gen X or millennials or whatever it’s called? If you ain’t eating ass you ain’t eating, period. They were already on their way to millions and billions when this became the new wave. Like “OOOOH you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings into a human’s ear but I’m gonna whisper into her nose!” That’s how Bezos rolls, and I’m sure all the old guys from another generation ain’t tossing salad in the bedroom either. For instance Jeff Bezos is worth like $100 bil and his example of getting kinky is whispering into Alive Girl’s nose.

I’m not saying everyone who is successful eats ass. You will go nowhere in life in this modern era. It’s 2019 and if you aren’t eating butt you’re a failure. This move is what the kids call “Relationship goals.” It’s also career goals, and really if we’re being honest, just overall life goals right here. Turns out the only thing getting Boom roasted are Flume’s girlfriend’s butthole and this fan with the sign. Took the time to get out the poster board and the Sharpie and make himself a College Gameday-esque type of sign making fun of his favorite DJ. Welp I believe the man answered the question. Global searches for Flume jumped 100 on Tuesday after a video of the Australian DJ/producer sticking his face in his girlfriend’s bum went viral.

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